Computer
I’ve asked Computer to help write a poem today
So far he’s not complying.
I’m sitting here with fingers poised
But he’s not even trying!
Since he’s supposed to be so smart,
He should find it a breeze
To write some lines of simple verse.
We’re not that hard to please!
I’m yawning with boredom, Computer,
Awaiting a start to your rhyme.
This is yet another example
Of a letdown one more time.
So go and have a few bytes of your microchips!
Go and hide in your Computer tower!
I know just the thing to fix you, mate!
Right now, I’ll switch off the power!
© Vi Woodhouse First published in March 2006.